Zawadzka got mad at you because you didn’t clean up the room you splattered paint all over and she said you’d never get married if you keep acting like this LMFAO it’s okay. I’ll marry you <3… to a llama. That way, you’ll be with someone who is of the same level of intelligence as you!

This is a post to show appreciation for all the terrible teachers I’ve had in the past. Thank you for moulding me into the fearless, most blunt bitch I know. It was all because of your efforts to scold me and mock me at my worst. Now I realize to take criticism from people like you as a joke because you are insignificant and useless to society.

In 2 weeks, I’ll be going to my brother’s graduation ceremony to see all the teachers that discouraged and ridiculed me during my elementary school years. It’s going to be a pleasant surprise seeing how much I’ve changed because of my experiences with them and all the other bitch teachers I had. I have a feeling we’re going to have so much fun reminiscing about old times. I’m planning to tell them that I’m atheist because if there really was a God, he would have punished people like them a long time ago. Fucking hypocrites deserve to be slapped in the face. I’m looking forward to ruining their night because they ruined my entire elementary experience. Ms. Watts not showing any emotion when my team swore at me and made me cry because I couldn’t serve in volleyball, and her threatening to send me to the office if I didn’t stop crying. Good times. If these people are capable of being teachers, we might as well begin to hire 7 year olds.

Smith yelled at me today for smiling. He says I “always stifle giggles during the lesson” and “cause the rest of the class to be distracted”. Sorry sir, I didn’t mean to distract the class from laughing at random stuff and talking crap. It won’t happen again. Then this man moved me beside Kevin like oh my god. Kevin was called to hand out the new homework afterwards and placed it on the other side of the desk so I couldn’t reach it and I had to scream “CAN YOU PLACE THE PAPER ON MY DESK PROPERLY? HOLY SHIT” and he didn’t even apologize or anything. Maria told me he’s only nice to Filipinos because he’s “bakla” and thinks everyone will be rude to him because he’s gay. I have nothing against gay people, but this particular one pisses me off so much. Most gay people are really sweet. I wonder what the fuck happened to this bastard.